I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.
i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying
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