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sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via humorking)

wickedclothes:

QLOCKTWO Wall Clock

Make telling time a bit more interesting. Instead of using hands or numbers, this clock reads you the time in words. Includes wall mount and acrylic stands for your preferred choice and method of placement. Sold on Amazon.

(Source: lambtime, via sanosaurus)

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(via unpopuler)

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. Cite Arrow some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via dahlia—noir)

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lovingvaldaya:

Robin Williams’ passing is a reminder that those who make us laugh the most are usually fighting the biggest demons.

(via iwasrepeals)

(via givingblowjobs)

ciggers:

i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

(via greetings)

jaclcfrost:

this is it
this is what true temptation looks like

jaclcfrost:

this is it

this is what true temptation looks like

(Source: jaclcfrost, via pimplusius)

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone 

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